Sledgehammer Law

Young hoodlums illegally driving mini-motos keep honest citizens awake. Do you:

1. Call for stricter enforcement of the law prohibiting such machines on the road.
2. Demand special licences for owning and operating them.
3. Introduce legislation so asinine and draconian that it would effectively outlaw all motorbikes everywhere, even in museums and private collections.

If you said 3, congratulations! You are now the Labour MP for Manchester Blackley!