Microwave Sound Projector

They're only jealous because the voices talk to me!

The Laser Avenger

For your Christmas wish list: A Humvee-mounted laser cannon.

Just let those kids try to get on my lawn now!

Davy Crockett

And now we present the smallest nuclear weapon ever fielded by the US Army: The Davy Crockett tactical nuclear system.

It had a range of only three miles, so it wasn't so much fire-and-forget as fire-and-run-like-the-clappers.

Tommy's Not the Man His Father Was

The American Spectator looks at political correctness and the state of Her Majesty's armed forces.

It is not encouraging.

Raygun Department

Not exactly a death ray; more of a stings-a-bit ray.