Friday, February 26, 2010

Belgium, man! Belgium!


Nigel Farage, leader of the UKIP, makes a subtle reference to his contempt for the EU President.

I particularly like his calling Belgium a non-country. It may seem a bit harsh, but what can you expect of a nation where (no joke) back in the '80s one party wanted to abolish the Belgian armed forces and replace them with an answering machine with the message "We surrender"?

"You can't do that! What happens if there's a war?"

"Same thing that happens every time; we lose. But at least it'll be on the cheap."

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Veggie Belgie

According to the BBC, Ghent, Belgium "is about to become the first in the world to go vegetarian at least once a week".

Actually, it's only elected officials and public employees who will be foregoing the sweet, succulent flesh carefully aged and lovingly marinated before being grilled to perfection and served with the juices seeping into the trencher in a symphony of flavours that delight the palate and feed the soul. Even then, it has to be voluntary because I can't see any way they could enforce it. Very likely it doesn't include their families either. And private citizens and tourists are exempt. The report implies, though, that only schoolchildren will be forced to give up God's own bounty, but then, they always did suffer first at the hands of trendy totalitarians.

Not that we at Chez Szondy are unsympathetic to the vegetarian cause. I myself plan one day to open a vegan restaurant, though we will serving mayonaisse as well as milk and cream for those who like it in their coffee or tea and there will be meat alternatives for all the dishes since I feel that if regular restaurants have to cater to vegetarian tastes, then it's only fair that we do so for omnivores. Also, there will be cheese platter because we aren't fanatics.

Celebrate diversity, that's our motto.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Release the Hounds

Belgian "conceptual artist" Wim Delvoy makes a "marble" floor out of salami.

If he got a grant for this, I'm putting in a request that Belgium be expelled from NATO.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Revolving Doors are Evil


I knew they'd turn on us one day.

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Ur Internet

The New York Times takes a look at Belgium's Mundaneum; an early 20th century attempt at the ultimate catalogue of human knowledge.

What makes it so interesting is that it's creator M Paul Otlet envisioned the next step as an electronic interactive system similar in many ways to the modern Web. The article overstates the case, forgetting that Nikola Tesla and Buckminster Fuller had similar ideas well before Olet, but it's still a fascinating story.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Going Cheap

Someone tried to sell Belgium on ebay.

What amazes me it that someone tried to buy it.

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Saturday, June 02, 2007

To Accept Our Surrender, Press "1"

From the AFP:
Belgian troops deployed to battle marauding caterpillars
My money is on the caterpillars.

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