Killdozer

The former mayor of Burlington, Washington managed to run himself over with a bulldozer.

Of such talent one cannot comment, but only look upon with respectful awe.

Poverty is doubleplus ungood

Washington State Senator Rosa Franklin wants poor disdvantaged at-risk children to henceforth be called "at-hope".

Why she doesn't just go whole hog and declare them "fluffy, cuddly, pink bunny" children remains a mystery.

The seventh level of Hell's drinks machine

What in all Creation could be more mind-bogglingly foul than tofurky? How about tofurky and gravy flavoured soda.

Someone must pay for this.

What's next? The Apocalypse?

MyNortwest.com headline:

Computer glitch causes liquor shortage

How is this affecting me? Imagine Bernard Black's reaction and you've got mine.

Citizen Chimp

The City Council of Cle Elums, WA made seven chimpanzees from a nearby ape sanctuary honorary citizens.

Col George Taylor was seen picketing the meeting.

Windy Irony

A golden eagle has been killed by a wind turbine in Washington State.

Wind power: protecting the environment the way a Cusinart protects a tomato.

Update: Now the goats are for it.

Christmas Cheer

Passing on the gift... of caffeine.