An intellectual carrot! The mind boggles!
Ned "Scotty" Scott
at least an aubergine that's taken a few night classes. Not
every ET that crash lands on Earth is a cute/ugly little critter
wanting to phone home. He may be an implacable, literally
bloodthirsty vegetable monster who isn't going to let a little thing
like crashing at the North Pole keep him from growing an army of
like-minded aliens and turning us all into compost. And if
you happen to be trapped in an Arctic research station with him, I
wouldn't recommend engaging him in any impromptu discussions about the
mysteries of the Universe unless you want to get clocked with a two by
the wisest policy is to hunt down your copy of Delia Smith's Ten
Minute Recipes for Roasting, Boiling, Frying, Sautéing, and Steaming
Homicidal Vegetable Monsters From Beyond (£19.99).
I recommend the Monstre d'Espace Extra-Atmosphérique
ala Arness. It has just a hint of cinnamon and is an
excellent side dish with chicken or fish.