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We are not talking X-Men here.
Contrary to popular imagination, man is actually quite a large animal.
In fact, he ranks pretty far up the top of the list, but for some
reason this seems to have generated considerable resentment on the
part of the human race, who are forever predicting the sudden
appearance of giant insects, reptiles, lobsters, shrews, turtles,
germs, rabbits, spiders, fish, snakes, gorillas, squid, ants, crabs,
leeches, locusts, scorpions, alligators, praying mantises, rats,
salamanders, gila monsters, octopods, snails, moths, bees, chickens,
and jealous wives.
Funnily enough, though most of these giant mutants
were just schlock B-movie fodder, the oversized beetle above and the
lobster to the left were semi-serious predictions of future dangers
from the 1920s and 1890s respectively.

And
then there are the other sort of mutants; the super-intelligent
post-atomic monstrosities encased in high-tech travel machines
equipped with in-built ray guns like the Dalek here. These tend
to be extremely touchy with a penchant for shooting first and screwing
the questions. Had Jean Luc Picard come up against this lot the
Federation would have saved itself a shipload of pensions.
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