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Die, insects, die! Taste sweet electronic death, you scourges of
the tomatoes! Recent tests of the new radio insect killing
system have shown that positioning loudspeakers in fields to blare out Britney Spears/Madonna duets at irregular intervals reduces most
insect populations by 50% within 48 hours. Side effects noted
include cows giving sour milk and uncontrollable
retching of everyone within a five mile radius. |
