With the radio newspaper printer you can have your morning paper waiting for you without all that tedious walking to the door and picking it up.  Simply attach the radio printer unit to your receiver, pull the entire unit forward to reveal the hole you cut in the wall to house the printing apparatus, mount the newsprint roll on the page-cutting machine, fill the news ink reservoir (being careful that none has dried from the day before), align the paper on the cutting blades, push the unit back over the hole in the wall, reconnect the paper feed assembly, tune the receiver to the newsprint carrier wave, set the print head at the start position, and flip the switch.  Two hours later, your paper is ready to read assuming you set the drying mechanism or your paper will be a sticky black mess. 

The morning paper has never been more convenient!

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