Okay, Arthur.  That's the 500th autograph you've faxed out this programme.  Yes, I know they're your public.  Yes, I know that's what makes two-way telly so great.  Look, Arty, we've been here for three hours, you haven't  sung a single song, and our total audience has dropped to forty.

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