Chicken of Tomorrow

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A rear guard action against a future dominated by synthetic food was the Chicken of Tomorrow.

Back in the 1940s, American poultry farmers united in a poultry-oriented Manhattan project dedicated to using selective breeding and the latest in mechanised chicken coops to create a chicken with bigger breasts, plumper thighs, and more white meat.  Insane you say?  Yes, that's what the fools at the university said, too!  They said it was mad!  Mad!

When microwaving chicken goes horribly wrong.

Contrary to rumours, the Chicken of the Tomorrow programme in no way involved genetic engineering, bionic implants, and force-feeding plutonium.  This has always been vehemently denied by the Chicken of the Tomorrow committee.  However, after this 1997 scene from a KFC restaurant in Venice, we feel compelled to offer the following warning:

CAUTION!  Do not microwave these chickens!  Conventional ovens only! 

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