When you read foreign web pages do you rely on Babelfish or perhaps Google for the translation?  When you travel abroad do you fumble with phrase books?  Try to figure out the buttons on those weedy little electronic translators?  Or do you fall back on the old reliable method of assuming that the waiter is deaf and shout a lot?

C'mon!  This is the 21^st century!  You need a translator machine as big as a marine diesel engine and festooned with all sorts of cams, rods, drums, and flywheels, a speaking tube the size of a fire hose and, of course, a huge control knob.

Now that's technology!

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