A three-ton pink Rolls Royce with six wheels, hydrofoils, and grill-mounted machine guns.   A Roller with machine guns.  That's flash.  Beats a little dashboard clock any day.

Amazingly, Roll Royce was quite happy to lend their name, grill, and hood ornament to this 200 MPH behemoth, provided it was always clearly identified as a Rolls Royce.   However, when the producers built a full-sized version of FAB 1 for publicity tours it turned out to be twenty feet long.   Rolls Royce had a panic attack and tried to secretly buy the car so they could destroy it.

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