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So, everything we thought we knew about the major moons of Jupiter was
just a bunch of poodle piddle. Airless, deep-frozen balls of
dirty ice bombarded by radiation? Nope, come to Callisto; the
Venice of Space. In other words, the water is filthy, the
squares tend to flood, the gondolas are outrageously overpriced, and
nobody who works in town actually lives there because the rents are
insane.
Yup. Venice.
Our
space tourist has arrived on Callisto just in time for the
annual Santa pageant, but has had the tragic misfortune of forgetting
his strap-on beard.
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