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Very few people realise that the national pastime of Jupiter is
cricket and that they build giant monuments to the great Jovian fast
bowlers of ages past. Mind you, because of the great size
and phenomenal gravity of Jupiter, special rules apply and an inning
generally lasts a fortnight.
The last test match had to be
completed by the grandsons of the original players.
Here
we see our touring spaceman visiting Jupiter in his Claustrophobia
Special space tractor, the treads of which have sent the Jovian
groundskeeper into a royal snit. It's a good thing that the
Earthman is having trouble making contact, otherwise he'd get an
earful of how his ship's unannounced landing ruined Unduul
Maboot's chances of making his second triple century.
At the end of the day, Yapheet County
was 297 for 6.
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