No, no need to thank us, giant yellow aliens with flapper haircuts.  It was our pleasure as Earthmen to save you from these marauding reptiles that were threatening your...  No, we haven't heard of brontosaurus herding.  Like sheepdogs?  Pedigreed?  Oh, dear.  Listen, do you chaps take plastic?

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